tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8623422446875006523.post5463450176902578575..comments2023-07-06T04:04:07.876-07:00Comments on Die Hard Blue And White: Pre-Pre Season Prediction PontificationJaredoflondonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15068330186764290021noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8623422446875006523.post-39005032312259127312011-08-31T09:20:43.883-07:002011-08-31T09:20:43.883-07:00My predictions for 2011-12:
1. Jarde will mispel ...My predictions for 2011-12:<br /><br />1. Jarde will mispel JaDer.<br /><br />2. Kessel will score a tremendous goal in Philly, forget where he is for a moment and flash his goofy grin up at the fans, thus igniting a riot that will engulf the City of Brotherly Love in flames, all is lost, woe is us, ALL FLyeRS FANS ARE DAID.<br /><br />3. Lombardi will successfully rehab his head playing Angry Birds.<br /><br />4. But then accidentally stab himself through the eye while eating corn on the cob.<br /><br />5. We will weep at the memory of Keith "Action " Acton.<br /><br />6. Weep, I tell you.<br /><br />7. There is a never a point 7, and anyone who uses one is an unholy monster.<br /><br />8. Luke Schenn will get 30 points. True.<br /><br />9. Except 13 of them will be on these two bucks he shoots just outside the Sault. <br /><br />10. The Leafs will ring up Cary (sic) Price big-time this year, after realizing that Hal Gill - no matter how frightening he may appear - actually cannot move his feet. <br /><br />11. 4 rookies will start the season with the Leafs. Frattin, Colborne, Gardiner and a SURPRISE. <br /><br />12. Nope, not telling you who. It's a fricking surprise, assh*le.<br /><br />- Not Norm UllmanQuinn the Eskimohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17476587042538779513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8623422446875006523.post-58143004137779210412011-08-31T09:01:37.750-07:002011-08-31T09:01:37.750-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Quinn the Eskimohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17476587042538779513noreply@blogger.com