Thursday, June 24, 2010

Are You Ready?


HEY MOTHER FUCKERS? YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
HOLY SHIT! YOU GOD DAMN BETTER BELIEVE IT, ONE FUCKING DAY BEFORE THE MOTHER FUCKING ENTRY DRAFT!
GET EXCITED, THATS RIGHT MOTHER FUCKING EXCITED. SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN, THEY'LL BE PLAYERS DRAFTED AND SHIT! YOU GET TO SEE WHAT TEAMS THOSE YOUNG MOTHER FUCKERS GET TO PLAY FOR!
HO LEEE FUUUUCK! YOU THINK THATS ALL? WELL ITS NOT, CHOPPER! YOU KNOW WHAT ALSO HAPPENS AT THE DRAFT? MOTHER. FUCKING. TRADES AND SHIT! TRADES!
YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHGUGUGUGUGUGH!
TRADEDS! PLAYERS BE MOVING TEAMS AND SHIT FOR OTHER PLAYERS GOING BACK TO THE OTHER TEAM, MAYBE EVEN SOME DRAFT PICKS! THAT IS JUST FUCKING WILD!
YOU KNOW WHAT IS COMING A FEW DAYS LATER?
FREE MOTHER FUCKING ANGENCY! FUCK YAH SIGNING PLAYERS AND SHIT!
SHIT IS ABOUT TI GET REAL SON WOOOOOOOO!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Friday, June 11, 2010

Rebirth

Como esta bitches?

Well, here we are, at an impasse of sorts. For the umpteenth time this season this little corner of the net has been, how you say, desolate. Why you ask? Well to be blunt (and a bit joint, maybe a teeny bit spliff) I have had zero drive to blog, write or create anything Leaf related. In fact, I had decided about a month ago that Die Hard Blue and White was going the way of the Dodo.

D as in ding dong the witch is dead. Hell I even had a good bye and farewell readers post written up.It was emotional, I got a little misty even. The best before date was set at today actually, end of the season, after the cup, I was dropping the hammer.

But then, dear readers, something hit me. A mystical force bitch slapped my brain like a Laperriere shot block.

“What the fuck kind of lazy ass quitter are you?” I thought. “This is bullshit, you are bullshit, stop being such a fucking donkey and man up moose. What do you think Burke would say?” Truth be told I have no idea what Burke would say. Probably something along the lines of “who the fuck are you? Get the fuck out of my office” and then he would shoot me or something, but I digress.

Quitting is for suckers , fools and Sucka fools. My mamma didn’t raise no sucka fool, so I am keeping this bitch a float. I can’t really say “I’m Back” because things they be a changing around here. The reason things got so bogged down round here were two fold.

One: the Leafs blew chunks all over the place which made them no fun at all to write about.

Two: I fell into a boring ass pattern of tired jokes, shitty gimmicks and forced humour.

Not to worry, your old favourites such as the open letter et all will remain staples of the site but things are going to be a little....well lets say sporadic, not in actual posting, no I promise this time that there will be plenty of updates, just the material will be less focused than it has been in the past. I know, scary right?

So hold on to your butts, even I don’t know where this is going, and I couldn’t be more excited to write.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Early Bird Gets The Elimination

Usually I don't charge up the ray for a 2nd time until the first round is over, but since the Sens have been vanquished and the Habs still stand....Fuck the Habs

NO CUP FOR YOU!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Powering up

Yes, dear readers, it is that time again. Time to dig out the trusty Anti-Playoff Hate ray. The undefeated, unavoidable ray of focused hate that knocks teams that piss me, and my fellow Leaf bretheren, off.
This years primary target, the inferiority complex to our North, the Ottawa Senators!
Zappy zappy.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Play Them Off Keyboard Cat

Hello out there,their off the air, Leaf hockey ended last night.
Tension grows the home team blows no draft picks calm the blight.
Our goalies stunk and the players are junk, Leaf fans all must be insane
Ron Wilson roars "our games were bores!" there's no more hockey games

Oh there are no more hockey games, Leaf fans are feelin' shame
And the reason they feel that shame is that their team can't play the game

2nd period:

With so much trash, plays have no flash, the Leafs are in a bind
Burke spent a buck, cap hit is bursting up and Toskala MUST be blind
Will the pain ever cease? stings like bumble bees and hurts a burning flame
They see us slide the booze inside -theres no more hockey games

Oh there are no more hockey games, Leaf fans are feelin' shame
And the reason they feel that shame is that their team can't play the game

3rd period: last game in this abortion of a season too

Oh take me where the hockey players actually show up at the rink-
And the Stanley Cup dreams are real enough for a good reason to drink-
I still feel sick, Kerry Fraser is a dick, hope things arnt as bad as they seem-
Theres always next year, and lots of beer! There's no more hockey games!

Oh there are no more hockey games, Leaf fans are feelin' shame
And the reason they feel that shame is that their team can't play the game

Oh there are no more hockey games, Leaf fans are feelin' shame
And the reason they feel that shame is that their team can't play the game

Oh there are no more hockey games, Leaf fans are feelin' shame
And the reason they feel that shame is that their team can't play the game

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Stats Quo - Update

Prospect Stat Check - How we doin?

Phillipe Paradis - Shawiningan Cataractes - QMJHL
Reg - 63GP - 24G - 20A - 44PTS - 104PIM
Post -5GP- 2G - 1A - 3PTS - 0PIM

Mikhail Stephanovich - Quebec Ramparts - QMJHL
Reg- 53GP - 25G - 43A - 68PTS - 24PIM
Post -5GP - 3G - 6A - 9PTS - 0PIM





Dale Mitchell - Windsor Spitfires - OHL
Reg - 32GP - 16G - 27A - 43PTS - 44PIM
Post - 4GP - 2G - 4A - 6PTS - 6PIM

Jesse Blacker - Owen Sound Attack - OHL
Reg- 57GP - 6G - 27A - 33PTS - 74PIM
Post - N/A

Kenny Ryan - Windsor Spitfires - OHL
Reg - 52GP - 14G - 21A - 35PTS - 33PIM
Post -4Gp - 1G - 0A - 1PTS - 4PIM

Nazem Kadri - London Knights - OHL
Reg- 56GP - 35G - 58A - 93PTS - 105PIM
Post - 5GP - 4G - 10 A - 14PTS - 14PIM

Joel Champagne - Victoriaville Tigers - QMJHL
Reg - 65GP - 38G - 41A - 79PTS - 47PIM
Post - 5GP - 3G - 2A - 5PTS - 0 PIM

Jerry D'Amigo - R.P.I - NCAA
Reg - 35GP - 10G -24A - 34PTS - 37PIM
Post - N/A

James Devane -Plymouth Whalers - OHL
Reg - 51GP - 6G - 8A - 14PTS - 84PIM
Post - 5GP - 0G -1A - 1PTS - 7PIM

Jimmy Hayes - Boston College - NCAA
Reg - 38GP - 10G - 20A -30PTS - 22PIM
Post - N/A

Chris DiDominico - Drummondville Voltigeurs - QMJHL
Reg - 12GP - 7G - 15A - 22PIM - 10PIM
Post - 4GP - 2G - 8A - 10PTS - 0PIM