Monday, April 30, 2007

Leafers Make Better Lovers

I've been doing some research, yeah, imagin that, actual scientific logic in the hands of a Leaf fan (scary isn't it). The end to these means? To answer the age old question, what do ladies really look for in a man?

Do I have the answers? Why yes I do, turns out, they want a Leaf fan. They may say that they want a Sens fan, or a Flames fan or even a Ducks fan, ANYTHING but a Leafs fan. But what has my random and non-biased sampling of female hockey fans discover?

What they really want is a blue and white boy toy.

Out of 14 females polled (all REAL hockey fans) there were 2 Leaf fans, 5 Sens fans, 3 Flames fans, 1 Wings fan, 2 Oilers Fans and 1 Habs fan.
7 were from Ontario, 2 from Quebec, 3 from Alberta and 2 from Saskatchewan.

4 were married, all to Leaf fans
1 was engaged, to a Leafs fan
4 were in various stages of dating, 2 dating Leafs fans.
5 were single.

Of the single ladies, 2 had dated more than one Leafs fan for over 4 months
the other two had dated a Leafs fan at one time or another and the final had never dated a hockey fan before.

That leads me to believe one thing, the title of the post rings true

2 comments:

Sherry said...

This survey has "tainted" written all over it.

Jaredoflondon said...

surprisingly sherry, its not, i tried to get the widest base of different team fans and locations for a less than biased opinion.
It started out as an excercise in personal curiosity, but when the results came out, I couldnt help but make it public.