Monday, February 16, 2009

Investigative Reports

The case of Jonas Frogren is a strange one.
He is clearly an aggressive, ass kicker at heart. He made Jason Spezza bleed a few years back, and he was millimeters away from popping off Jarko Ruutu's head a few months back. He clearly has no regard for pain, the way he dives in front of 100mph slap shots. But he continues to refuse to fight.
The question has been why?
Many say it is because that's not his roll, but I have un earthed information that sheds a whole new light on the situation.
Jonas Frogren is a UFC fighter.
What you see here is indisputable photographic evidence of my claime. To the Right is obviously one Mr Frogren, to the left, it also apears to be him. But in fact it is one Keith Jardin of the UFC.
Here be the main question. Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time? Exactly.
It is in the conculsion of this retorter that they are one in the same, and the reason one Jonas Frogren is so pacified in his fighting ways is that he has another outlet for it, the Ultimate Fighters Championship.

Seacrest out!

3 comments:

tugboats and arson said...

is it sad that this made sense to me?

i wouldn't mind if he popped ruutu's head off the next game against ottawa..

lordosis said...

Hate to be picky but that looks like Keith "the Dean of Mean" Jardine to me.

However, I do agree that Frogurt is both of these people, regardless of what name they go by.

Jaredoflondon said...

Crap, name fail. it shall be fixed