The B Team

With the announcement of Canadas' Olympic team, much has been said about who has been left off, and who should be there. Personally I am quite happy with the selections, shy of Eric Staal (I'm iffy on the Staals).
Got me wondering, however, would a team selected of Canadas remains be competative?
Here is my B- Squad

Forwards

Stamkos– StLouis – Cammalari
Lecavalier- Penner – Savard
Carter - Sharp- Horton
B Richards – Doan – Smyth

Defense

Green – Reghier
Boumeister – Barker
Phaneuf – M Staal

White

Goalers

Giguer, Turco, C Mason

if I opt for an extra forward instead of Defense man, it would be J. Staal

This team would compete every game, but probably top out as a Bronze medalist.

You Can't Handle The Truth

I have been hearing a lot of poppy cock about Mike Fisher of Les Lamo's D'Ottawa being named to Canada's Olympic roster.
Here is my list of counter points as to why that would be a mistake.

1- He sucks.

that is all, carry on.

Game 39: Leafs 4 - Pens 3

It's like Chrismas...slightly after Christmas!

Game 36-37-38: Leafs 1pt - Assorted teams 6pts

Fuck that shit

Merry Christmas

I had a big super merry Christmas comedic special planned, but then life happened.
And by life I mean tons and tons of 100 proof Christmas cheer.

Happy Holidays to all and don't do anything I wouldn't do. Don't worry, that's a very short list.

Go Leafs Go

Game 36: Leafs 2 - Bruins 0

Do the mash, do the Monster mash!

Game 35: Leafs 2 - Sabers 5

I hate Vesa Toskala. So. Much.

LoLeafs: Our Future Edition

Game 34: Leafs 3 - Coyotes 6

You don't show up, you can't expect dinner

Game 33: Leafs 3 - Sens 2

It's all about the Beauchemins

Game 32: Leafs 6 - Caps 3

I am so very confused by this team sometimes

Game 31: Leafs 2 - Bruins 5

Wake me when its over.....no, dont wake me

Game 30: Leads 3 - Islanders 2

Boom, here comes the boom, ready or not

Dance Dance

Everyone has a theme song, everyone.
This one for instance is mine.
Now without further fluff. I give to thee, the individual theme song for each Leaf, this year. Click the player name for the song.

Matt Stajan - reviving dead memes
Alexi Ponikarovski - Bow bow bow
Nickolai Kulemin - gotta get mine
Jason Blake - Hey Blakie!
Michail Grabovski - It just fits....the video is classic Grabbo
Mike Komiserik - every girl is crazy for this guy
Luke Schenn - and the whole world is pregnant
Thomas Kaberle - you've been cross crease passed by, one timer set up by...
Vesa Toskala - Fabulous!
Joey Macdonald - I guess you didn't know
Francois Beauchemin - Easy joke
Ian White - He's the hardest working man in Blue and White
Wayne Premeau - Always in the shadow
Colton Orr - is there any doubt he lives for this?
Garnet Exelby - all I ever hear when he is on the ice,something bad is about to happen
Jeff Finger - you knew that was coming
Lee Stempniak - You'll never guess what I chose
Phil Kessel - You know him, he don't need no introduction and shit.
Nick Hagman - I love the dangles, I love the real hot wife
Jonas Gustavsson - I worry about myself some times

Game 29: Leafs 5 - Thrashers -2

Poni rides for all!

Game 27: Leafs 2 - Bruins 7

They deserved to lose, but not by that much

Game 27: Leafs 6 - Blue Jackets 3

Phil Fucking Kessel

Game 26: Leafs 3 - Habs -0

you cant have a centennial celebration with out a couple zeros!