One Media Type Person Seeking Employment As Anonymous Source (stop laughing blogs are media....kinda).
Will estimate, inflate, initiate and any other 'ate' any and all sports rumors for a fare fee.
Will spread negative source comments about Ottawa Senators, Buffalo Sabers, Montreal Canadians and Baseball at drastically reduced wages.
Able to work, days, nights and weekends. Preferably looking for full time work, but will take part time as well.
Have computer, phone and voice disguising device, so is able to work from home.
Only stipulation is that I remain anonymous. Pay and bullshit quota is negotiable.
Resume enclosed.
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Relying On Nonsense And Cheap Gimmicks Since 2006
Why Not?
- Jaredoflondon
- London, Ontario, Canada
Links 2 3 4...
- Battle Of Ontario
- Big Brothers/ Sisters Of Canada
- Bitter Leaf Fan Page
- Cox Bloc
- Darcy Tucker Fan Club
- David Johnson's Hockey Analysis
- Down Goes Brown
- Five For Smiting
- Four Habs Fans
- General Borschevsky
- He Score, He Shoot!
- HLog - Ladies Of Hockey
- I Mean We Got Guys....
- James Mirtle
- Melt Your Face Off
- Official Leafs Site
- Pension Plan Puppets
- Raking Leafs
- Sabre Kallisions
- Scarlett Ice
- Sports And The City
- Sportsquee
- The Wonderful World Of Loser Domi
- Wrap Around Curl
- Zamboni Harmony
3 comments:
We received your resume. A few quick interview questions:
- When discussing hip injuries, do you know the difference between the "career-ending" and "already healed"? Do you care?
- Would you feel comfortable seeing your scoops reprinted verbatim with (e4) added on to the end?
- Can you drive a limo?
Thanks in advance,
The Hockey Media
Cheaper and more efficient to rely upon the traditional Nonexistant Anonymous Source.
That nonexistant guy/girl demands no pay and is very close friends with all GM's and all players and their respective agents.
are you willing to work weekends?
Do you know the difference between "enter into negotiations with" and "talking with his ficus"? If no, can you act as if you do?
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