Friday, January 9, 2009

It Is Time

Dear Vesa Toskala

It's me, Jared. We need to talk Vesa, no no no. Not about designer hand bags and bitchen shoe pant combo's like usuall. We need to talk about you. You're a very likable guy Vesa, your also quite the tallented goaltender. But your not getting shit done. Does that sound framiliar? You know a certian Razor sharp ex-Leaf goaltender who we shipped off for sucking it once he got the number one spot.
Seriously Vesa, we know you can do it. We saw last year that you can pull a decent string of games together on a regular basis. Hell we've even seen this year how you can pull out a solid wall of a game and look like an all-star.
We as Leaf nation are growing concerned. What happened? Or what is happening? Is your groin still wonky? Has the bunneh gotten too chubbeh? Or have you been playing above your head for a long time now and are just comming down with a realistic, permenate case of the sucks?
I had hoped that you could be a part of this team and it's re-build, but with this lacsidasical effort, it probably won't work out.
You know what these letters mean. I'm sorry Vesa, but it's over. It's just a matter of time.

Good luck in Nashville.

JaredfromLondon

6 comments:

eyebleaf said...

I don't even recognize Vesa anymore.

"Dave Schultz" said...

He won't last in Nashville because Chet Pickard is going to come in and be amazing. More amazing than Vesa.

blurr1974 said...

@ Schulz - "More amazing than Vesa."

More, amazing?

Less sucky I think you mean...

I'll miss the fashion sense the Vesa brought.

Loser Domi said...

I really hope that Party boat story was true, because that just opens the Vesa up to so much

Oh well, the crease was never as stylish as when the Vesa was there

Dominik said...

This reminds me: remember the Norris Division days when Red Wings fans used to absolutely crucify their goalies until they were shipped out of town by an angry, fire-wielding mob?

You guys are like the opposite: Patient, kind, nurturing -- you give and you give you give ... and yet still, these crazies behind the mask burn you. It ain't right.

wrap around curl said...

So it is written, so it shall be.