That's it, I've had it. I am done. And I am selling my services to the highest bidder.
That's right, things are gonna change no longer will I wallow in such mediocrity. I am willing to put everything I have behind this new initiative and see it through to the bitter end no matter what happens.
Thats right, I am selling my hate. Habs? Psssh. Sens? Meh. Canucks? Who? These pitiful rivalries have gone stagnant and I can no longer take it. I've had enough. So vote in the comments for my new most hated rival. I promise to hate that team with a anti-love so strong it is usually reserved for Hitler and people who talk at the movies. I will throw out my Habs and Sens jokes and deck myself out in the latest insults for your object of hate and scream curses at them until my throat is sore and bleeding.
All proceeds will be donated to the fuck bandwagoners fund.
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Hooray for the "F--k Bandwagoners" fund.
Start with Carolina, see how that goes. Try Detroit on Saturday. Our next game after that isn't 'til Tuesday so there's still time to find things to hate about Minnesota.
I always hated the Whalers, Fuck the Whalers!
Fuck those fucking Sabres and their witchdoctors.
Whalers are cool! Nice jerseys too!
I'm not sure who to suggest.
Phoenix?
Yesah why not. Fuck Phoenix.
I hate the Lightning and I am really not even sure why. They just always have bugged me. So you should hate them too.
The Sabres. Just 'cause.
You need a real rival for the leafs? How about the Detroit Lions? Rivals in suckulence!
The Dallas Stars. Fuck Brett Hull and his foot in the crease.
I love how no one made a Keswick Lee comment
Carolina. If 2002 and Paul Maurice aren't enough to make you hate them, I dunno what is.
Ur kidding right Jared?
but of course
The Dutch?
-signed
Austin Powers' Dad
Hate on Columbus. Not only did they steal the BJs abbreviation from the Blue Jays, they have your own twisted version of Judas in Rick Nash.
The Devils of course.
Innovators of the cursed trap.
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