What do I want to happen tonight.....
Hmmmm.....
Goddamnit, this used to be easy.
Last month it was "Go Leafs Go, Kill (insert opponent here)"
Last week it was "Tank Leafs Tank, get Loser Domi a tank! and fire everyone in upper management and expel their kids from school for having poor hockey management bloodlines!!"
Now they go on a winning streak (abit a small one) and I am somewhere in the middle. I still want my team to win, but I still want everyone in upper management to take a long walk off a short pier. Both desires have contradictory game plans. Winning = happy fans = hope at playoffs = no need to change the 'status quo'. Tanking = smash the establishment = rebuild = 2+ years of being the but end of jokes from Kings fans.
Son of a Bettman (I am currently trying to instill the word 'Bettman' as a curse).
Ah screw it. Go Leafs Go, Kill The Slugs!
Oh, and fire Peddie....or else.
Thats right.
P.S. I still want a tank.
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A tank would be fun, but maybe they need to get tanked. As in, alcohol consumption, you know? If my stomach wasn't so disagreeable with the whole "food" idea, I'd go for it myself!
This winning streak has me internally conflicted.
I would pay double to watch a Leaf game if everyone on the ice was drunk, triple if the refs were on acid.
I'd love to see some one get called for a five minuite major for melting.
I can see it now: ref goes up to make the call, "Five minutes for SWEET JESUS, MY HANDS ARE SO HUGE, MAN!" Meanwhile Raycroft is curled up in the net in the fetal position. Dammit Jared, why don't people ask us about this stuff? This is groundbreaking thinking, dude!
"Mat Stajin with the break away, he's wobbling a bit, looks like that last shot of Tequilla might have pushed him over the edge. Oh Wait, Ref Mick Magoo has tackled him yelling 'Mommy the moon is eating me'. And its an easy save for Ryan Miller who has passed out on the goal line in his own vomit"
Great Idea, or greatest idea?
I Dunno LD, we should get a consultant fee or something.
Maybe the acid would work if we had Keery Fraiser reffing,I think that'd be kind of like negative + negative = positive.
We should be careful with this idea on the internet though--Eklund might steal our idea for his own use.
If Kerry Fraser were reffing I'd be hoping for an over dose where he is stuck believing he is an orange for the rest of his life.
Bye bye JFJ
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