Saturday, June 14, 2008

I am Going To Regret This Tomarrow

General drunken thoughts of a Leafs Fan.

I miss Hall Gill.

I am willing to give Tucker and Blake a Bye Year from last.

Bell earned his bye year. I guarantee, given the chance he will show you all up.

The Tosk is the most awesome goaltender to wear a Maple Leaf Since The Cat in his Red Wing Stompin' Prime.

Wellwood, I mean come on dude, ill sit there and eat all your donuts for you , ill eat your battered fists and Belgian waffles. I'm Irish, I'm paler than you. Don't make me take that cholesterol bullet for you to play the way you can. Because I will.

I miss Wade.

Donald S. Cherry is the man. I know most of you don't like the dude. But I love him. He rules. I respect him, he knows puck and he just flat out rules. The Don for life. Cherry Power.

Rye is delicious.

Can we get Burns back as a consultant at least?

Why isn't Wendel on the payroll punching under performers? I guarantee, the potential of being on the ass end of a Clark slam dinger would get anyone to at least up their goal output by 10.

How has Kerry Fraser not been killed and eaten by Leaf fans for the past 14 years?

The Leafs should play Creed in the dressing room before each game just to show them how NOT to be during the up coming game.

Better Dead than Red.

Fuck the Canadiens. We would have destroyed you in 93.

Loud Noises!

You'd all better be nice to us Leaf fans, because when we win the cup, and we will, because it is inevitable. You will not be able to escape it.

7 comments:

eyebleaf said...

no regrets, pal...no regrets

Loser Domi said...

To alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

I'll help you eat Welly's battered fists...dear God that sounded dirty (bow chicka bow wow) His whole situation just tears me up. That's why I write a blog that's mainly fiction--so I don't have to deal with reality.

Down Goes Brown said...

How has Kerry Fraser not been killed and eaten by Leaf fans for the past 14 years?

Patience. I'm working on it.

general borschevsky said...

We take pride in our sufferering because sufferering leads to endurance. Endurance leads to character. Character leads to hope and joy. That's from the Bible; Paul's letter to Romans, but it could also be my letter to Senators fans.
Also- a salute to "General Drunken Thoughts".

Jaredoflondon said...

I'm thinking of making it a regular feature.
The only thing keeping it from fruition is that one day I will be getting drunk just to write the post. I don't know if I can drink under that type of pressure.

Loser Domi said...

down goes brown: not to make a cheap joke, but I'll take "What is Kyle Wellwood eaing right now?" for $200 Alex

jared, once I get back to school and internte that's better than dial up, we (meaning you, me, and any other yahoos who want) could always do a drunken Leafs chat. We'd be discussing the Leafs the way God intended us--drunk.

*drinks to "General Drunken Thoughts"*

Jaredoflondon said...

I have a better Idea, a drunken podcast!