Stuff You Didn't Need To Know

Due to some instances, such as insomnia, buy-out induced drinking binges and nunchuck bruising
posting will be delayed until Monday when I have fully recovered my faculties (well....to partially working level they were at before).

Heres what you have to look forward to in the coming future.
My Fare-the-well to Darcy Tucker.
Incoherent Ramblings on Why Don Cherry Is Awesome.
More Bad Shenn puns.
And a secret project that will either flatter or piss off a wack of my fellow bloggers. EXCITING!

End Transmission.

Self Destruction In T-Minus 5...4...3...

Remember all that talk last year about blowing the Leafs up?

Well.... Boom.

And Now For Something Completly Different

Different as in serious...for once.

Short and sweet though, as being serious hurts me.

Let Mats walk, he's awesome, he's done a lot for the Leafs, but if he hasn't signed already we have to question if is heart is really in Toronto.

The 6 mil it would take to lock him down could be very useful.

My plan you ask? use 2 to sign Roberts for a year as intern-leader-Captian-ass kicker, and throw the other 4 plus some of the cap space at Jeff Carter. Then we have a future Capitan lined up aswell.

And I'm spent.

Rhymes With Orange

Since I was on vacay-shenn this weekend and didn't get back until mid Shenn-day, I was unable to witness the excitement of the draft day select-shenns. It was shenn-sational to find out, when I got back that Trader Cliff had stayed true to the monkier by Schenn-ding the Buds Shenn-venth pick to the Islanders (plus a few later round select-schenns) for the 5th over all pick to nab the Leafs a franchise defender (note: first time the words Franchise Player and Leafs has ever been uttered in a shenn-tance that didn't end in a punch line).
This kid is gonna be some-shenn, I just hope he can handle all the media atten-shenn that playing for Leaf Na-shenn comes with.

If only I could remember his name.

LoLeafs - Blasphamy Edition

Yet Another Chapter in the thick book of "Reasons Why I'm Going To Hell "

I am Going To Regret This Tomarrow

General drunken thoughts of a Leafs Fan.

I miss Hall Gill.

I am willing to give Tucker and Blake a Bye Year from last.

Bell earned his bye year. I guarantee, given the chance he will show you all up.

The Tosk is the most awesome goaltender to wear a Maple Leaf Since The Cat in his Red Wing Stompin' Prime.

Wellwood, I mean come on dude, ill sit there and eat all your donuts for you , ill eat your battered fists and Belgian waffles. I'm Irish, I'm paler than you. Don't make me take that cholesterol bullet for you to play the way you can. Because I will.

I miss Wade.

Donald S. Cherry is the man. I know most of you don't like the dude. But I love him. He rules. I respect him, he knows puck and he just flat out rules. The Don for life. Cherry Power.

Rye is delicious.

Can we get Burns back as a consultant at least?

Why isn't Wendel on the payroll punching under performers? I guarantee, the potential of being on the ass end of a Clark slam dinger would get anyone to at least up their goal output by 10.

How has Kerry Fraser not been killed and eaten by Leaf fans for the past 14 years?

The Leafs should play Creed in the dressing room before each game just to show them how NOT to be during the up coming game.

Better Dead than Red.

Fuck the Canadiens. We would have destroyed you in 93.

Loud Noises!

You'd all better be nice to us Leaf fans, because when we win the cup, and we will, because it is inevitable. You will not be able to escape it.

How Do You Spell Radical?

M-I-C-H-A-E-L-A-N-G-E-L-O
I just found this, it is probably the most awesome thing I own.