Wednesday, January 21, 2009


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1973 Jason Blake GT
Sporty and fast! Rare Albino paint and giant windshield option.
Recently safety and under coating. No offer too crazy!

1978 Thomas Kaberle LE
Smooth ride with low defensive zone kms. Great road manners and a steal at 4.25 Million.
No major accidents or history of mechanical issues. Asking 1st round draft pick or comparable trade.

1980 Nick Antropov SUT
Untapped potential sure to treat you right. Works great on smooth highway or rugged mountain pass. Too many aftermarket parts to list! Asking picks and prospects, all offers considered. Won't last long at these prices.

1977 Pavel Kubina EXT
Reliable and roomy. Perfect for those long defensive hauls, but works just as well for a quick offensive jaunt. 2004 cup winner with its best years still ahead! Will trade for a newer model Bobby Ryan or Anze Kopitar. All trades considered.


blurr1974 said...


Down Goes Brown said...

Do any of these models come with a no trade-in clause?

general borschevsky said...

Nice job. Some of your high-end clients might need help with financing a last-minute deal. You should offer dealer incentives like giant factory rebates on all Stralman/Tlusty package additions. No money down. Hassel-free. All extras included.

Mention our ad and we'll throw in a free 6th round draft pick. Walk in today and drive away a winner!

Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) said...

Kaberle's special. You should keep him.

JHR said...

Bobby Ryan or Anze Koptar for Kubina????

WTF are you smoking? More importantly, what do you think the guys in the Ducks and Kings front office are smoking?

This is the thing I still hate most about Maple Leaf Nation ... the tendency to vastly overrate any possible returns in a deal.

Jaredoflondon said...

wow JHR, simmer down dude, its a joke post, its supposed to be funny.
The idea was to mock car adds in which people mis-represent the cars they are selling, or ask for unreasonable sums of money or trades.
Seriously, have you read my blog at all other than this post?
Tongue in cheek is the name of the game.

Loser Domi said...

I keep reading the "1980 Nick Antropov SUT" as "Antropov SLUT"

hurr hurr hurr

wrap around curl said...

Domi I did the exact same thing.