Deadline Rumourzzzzz take two!

with the ever changing landscape that is the NHL and its mighty mighty trade rumour world, I had another sit down with my source to discus how things have changed with players like Carter off the market.

Last time you said the Leafs were not pursuing a goaltender, has that changed?

"Definetly, yes!"

Are they going for a vet?

"Reply is hazy"

Ah, so they are looking at multiple options, for the best deal?

"cannot predict now"

You say so much without saying anything, ok so on to Rick Nash, you were wrong about him ending up in LA, and now with them out of the running after snagging Carter, does this bring the Leafs back into the hunt for his services?

"Certainly not"

Is Burke using this Nash business as leverage for attaining another player?

"signs point to yes!"

Is that player Dustin Brown?

"outlook not so good"

Is it a player that no one is talking about?

"definitely not"

You are going to tell me again that it's Dustin Penner arn't you?

"Hazy, ask again...."

Stop fucking with me, just say it, the Leafs are after Dustin Penner!

"I don't think so"

Oh thank god...wait, are you just saying that to make me feel better?

"my reply is no"

Sure, your reply might be no, but that doesn't mean you arn't just pulling my chain on this. So you are saying things have changed on the Dustin Penner front, does this mean Burke has a new target?

"decidedly so!"

Is he still hunting in the Western Conference?"

"Certainly not"

Hmmm, so in the east, north east?

"dont count on it"

South East then....Florida?

"Definitely yes!"

Oh god, I know where this is going, It's Tampa isnt it?

"all signs point to yes!"

is it...Rya...Ry...Ryan Ma, oh god I cant even type it..Ryan Malone? /retch

"as I see it, yes!"

I hate you so fucking much