Thursday, May 10, 2007

Ch-Ch-Check It Out

News from around

Saskin Fired

Pony Rides On

White (not) Out

Authour (not) Witty

Those are links by the way....well except the last one, thats a bad joke, well actually there are a couple bad jokes there, hey I'm sorry, what do you want? I don't get paid for this, you want funny go watch Saturday Night Live, wait dont...that hasn't been funny since Phil Hartman. Sad thing that Phil Hartman story, yeah, I know, why him? Ow, why is there a tac on the floor, well actually now its not on the floor, its in my foot, son of a...

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Yaaaaay

Surgury? Ha!

Good news for Leafers, good news for Mats

Undertones of a whopper of a re-signing are evident though, I don't know how to feel about that.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Why Must Everything I Love Die?

Brodeur couldn't rid me of the Senators
Jagermeister could not dispose of the Slugs
Smokin' Joe and his boys are looking ready to crap out VS Detroit
And the Ducks VS Nucks was loose loose anyway.

A Slugs / Sens series should prove interesting, but I'd prefer to see it end after one game, via comet or black hole opening up under the Scotiabank place, either or. C'mon hockey gods, you owe me something this year.

Heres to hoping I get to finnish off the playoffs with a post cleverly titled "How The West Has Won"

Man, I am clever, gonna go write that one down....

Friday, May 4, 2007

Sticken It To The Man

Good job Mr Doan, way to show those ass pirates what for!

Thursday, May 3, 2007

My Kingdom For Some Shinny

The playoffs are in the air. Although my team failed to make it, one thing remains that is there every year.

An increased disire to play the game.
One problem, since my move to London, I have yet to attain friends who enjoy playing the game. Sure, some of them enjoy watching good enough, but none desire to strap on the blades and hit some rented ice, hell they wont even buy a cheep Canadian tire stick for some parking lot puck.

Join a beer league team you say? Thought about it, wouldn't work with my current employer, odd hours, on call shifts, etcetera.

I have played a few games with the kids on the street, but being senior on the field by over 14 years does not lend itself to the competition I need to get total satisfaction out of a game. Plus I don't want to come off as a goober by trying my best against a bunch of elementary school kids.

This is a plea, anyone in London or within a (Realistic) drive, got a game? Need an extra? Drop a line.

Have Net, will travel.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Staal Tactic

I hate the Staal brothers, I do. And I don't know why.

Wait, yes I do, I hate them because I went to highschool in Thunder Bay (said homeland of the sacred Staal foursome). I also played hockey there. Mind you I wasn't at their level, and I am a year older than eldest Eric and thus probably wouldnt have played with even him was I good enough. But all I ever heard about was 'The Staal's' going to highschool with a couple of em didn't help either.

I'm not spiteful...

Stupid Freaking Devils.