Saturday, May 12, 2007

To Whom It May Concern

Dear Buffaslugs, or Sluggalo's

Whichever you prefer. I would just like to make it clear that just because I wish you victory over those evil Ottawa Senators, does not mean I support your team in any way, shape or form. See, as a Leaf fan, I am already in a pickle for deciding who I want to be victorious, throw in the fact that I hate (and thats real hate, not 16 year old girl 'I hate you mom' hate) both teams. In fact, I think I hate Buffalo more than Ottawa, especially recently. What I mean by that is, that recently, you are trying my patience. For example, the "wehatethesabers" page( put up in response to your own "wehatyourteam" page.) has a comment section. This has become an attrocious breeding ground of assholery, full of bigotry and idiocy.

Not that it means anything to you (in fact, if you are a diehard Buffalo fan, you probably hate me already) but, please, don't continue to embarass yourself like this. I have no problem with banter and shit talking, hell I participate in it with Sens fans on a regular basis, but alot of you seem to be missing the point. This is a game, its supposed to be fun, hating the other team is fun. Being a redneck racist, nationalistic asspirate is sad and depressing.

Just enjoy the game, and stop being douches.

Much love

Jared (I have better taste in hockey teams than you) of London

Friday, May 11, 2007

Wades World

Heres a few links that show why Wade Belak is the best enforcer in the NHL
Hint, they have nothing to do with fighting.

Wade On the First Line


Dude is hilarious, give him Tie Domi's new job, he already has his old one.

FREAKEN SAPRYKIN!

That is just fun to say, is it not?

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Ch-Ch-Check It Out

News from around

Saskin Fired

Pony Rides On

White (not) Out

Authour (not) Witty

Those are links by the way....well except the last one, thats a bad joke, well actually there are a couple bad jokes there, hey I'm sorry, what do you want? I don't get paid for this, you want funny go watch Saturday Night Live, wait dont...that hasn't been funny since Phil Hartman. Sad thing that Phil Hartman story, yeah, I know, why him? Ow, why is there a tac on the floor, well actually now its not on the floor, its in my foot, son of a...

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Yaaaaay

Surgury? Ha!

Good news for Leafers, good news for Mats

Undertones of a whopper of a re-signing are evident though, I don't know how to feel about that.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Why Must Everything I Love Die?

Brodeur couldn't rid me of the Senators
Jagermeister could not dispose of the Slugs
Smokin' Joe and his boys are looking ready to crap out VS Detroit
And the Ducks VS Nucks was loose loose anyway.

A Slugs / Sens series should prove interesting, but I'd prefer to see it end after one game, via comet or black hole opening up under the Scotiabank place, either or. C'mon hockey gods, you owe me something this year.

Heres to hoping I get to finnish off the playoffs with a post cleverly titled "How The West Has Won"

Man, I am clever, gonna go write that one down....

Friday, May 4, 2007

Sticken It To The Man

Good job Mr Doan, way to show those ass pirates what for!