Hey Y'all
Remember those rosters I did up a bit ago? Well much has changed since then.
Here is how I see things sitting on opening night, the remix, now with more truculent Bass.
Poni - Stajan - Blake = This line stays put, Stajan isnt a 1st line center, but he has more chemistry with the other players
Kulemin - Grabbo - Hagman = Man Grabs Lemon lives as well
Tlusty - Walin - Stempniak = Kid line is delegated to the marlies, except Tlusty, who needs better ice time than this, but will probably see 2nd PP unit time
Stewart- Mayers - Orr = KKND, thats all the opposition will see
Relegated to AHL duties - Hanson, Bozak, Stralberg, J Mitchell
Kaberle - Schenn = Schenn gets the bump to first pairing, well because he is awesome
Beauchemin - Komiserik = total death for the rivals top line with a little offensive punch
Exelby - Finger = this was hard because I honestly thing VanRy deserves at least 2nd pairing status, but this is how I see Wilson setting the lines if the roster stands pat.
Rover - White
Relegated to AHL duties - Frogren
Goaltending Dual
Toskala - Starts out as the number one, but quickly becomes a 1A goaler
Gustavsson - I wouldnt be shocked if he got the first start just to see what he has.
Relegated to last chance AHL duties - Pogge, kid is gonna have to prove he can get mentally tougher and can compete with some stiff competition from Reimer for ice time.
Also, this is the 2009 - 2010 Leafs Theme song, YA HEARD ME!
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Saturday, July 18, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
It Is Time
Dear Vesa Toskala
It's me, Jared. We need to talk Vesa, no no no. Not about designer hand bags and bitchen shoe pant combo's like usuall. We need to talk about you. You're a very likable guy Vesa, your also quite the tallented goaltender. But your not getting shit done. Does that sound framiliar? You know a certian Razor sharp ex-Leaf goaltender who we shipped off for sucking it once he got the number one spot.
Seriously Vesa, we know you can do it. We saw last year that you can pull a decent string of games together on a regular basis. Hell we've even seen this year how you can pull out a solid wall of a game and look like an all-star.
We as Leaf nation are growing concerned. What happened? Or what is happening? Is your groin still wonky? Has the bunneh gotten too chubbeh? Or have you been playing above your head for a long time now and are just comming down with a realistic, permenate case of the sucks?
I had hoped that you could be a part of this team and it's re-build, but with this lacsidasical effort, it probably won't work out.
You know what these letters mean. I'm sorry Vesa, but it's over. It's just a matter of time.
Good luck in Nashville.
JaredfromLondon
It's me, Jared. We need to talk Vesa, no no no. Not about designer hand bags and bitchen shoe pant combo's like usuall. We need to talk about you. You're a very likable guy Vesa, your also quite the tallented goaltender. But your not getting shit done. Does that sound framiliar? You know a certian Razor sharp ex-Leaf goaltender who we shipped off for sucking it once he got the number one spot.
Seriously Vesa, we know you can do it. We saw last year that you can pull a decent string of games together on a regular basis. Hell we've even seen this year how you can pull out a solid wall of a game and look like an all-star.
We as Leaf nation are growing concerned. What happened? Or what is happening? Is your groin still wonky? Has the bunneh gotten too chubbeh? Or have you been playing above your head for a long time now and are just comming down with a realistic, permenate case of the sucks?
I had hoped that you could be a part of this team and it's re-build, but with this lacsidasical effort, it probably won't work out.
You know what these letters mean. I'm sorry Vesa, but it's over. It's just a matter of time.
Good luck in Nashville.
JaredfromLondon
Monday, September 15, 2008
We Can Rebuild Them, Stronger...Faster...Less Offensively Dangerous
If you've been keeping track of what is happening to the line up of yonder Maple Leafs, you may have noticed a few changes in said locker room. But for ever face that has left, there is a fresh new mug for us to get acquainted with, a tit for tat if you will. Except there are no tits....Unless you count the MLSE.
These are the replacements.
The Original - Wade Belak
The Replacement - Jamal Mayers
For Better or for worse? Mayers is probably a better leader, and can actually put up a point or two, it is up in the air on who is a better fighter, but Mayers will never be able to make love to a camera like Wade.
The Original - Darcy Tucker
The Replacement - Ryan Hollweg
For Better of for worse? Hollweg is a tough, but semi dirty pest who is known for taking bad penalties. He will never be able to fill Tuckers water glass let alone replace him.
The Original - Kyle Wellwood
The Replacement - Michael Grabowski
For Better or for worse? Another smallish offensively gifted speedster with all the potential in the world? Dear god keep him away from Kirspy Kream.
The Original - Hall Gill
The Replacement - Jonas Frogden
For Better or for worse? The Frog seems to be willing to punish bitches with his size in where Hall would just use his massive wingspan as a roadblock. Experience is what worries me....well that and spiders.
The Original - Bryan McCabe
The Replacement - Mike VanRyan
For Better or for worse? VanRyan doesn't make me want to puke.
The Original - Andrew Raycroft
The Replacement - Curtis Joseph
For Better or for Worse? Cujo could be 20 years older, blind in both eyes and have a peg leg and still be a better back up than Raycroft. And we'd have a pirate on our team.
/scurvy dog joke.
The Origional - Mats Sundin
The Replacement - Keanu Reaves
For better or for worse? With the help of Gene Hackman and a plucky cheerleader who actually knows more about hockey than any GM or Coach in the NHL, Keanu will single handedly unite this team of misfits and transform them into an odd defying underdog story with hilarious antics and memorable speeches about!
These are the replacements.
The Original - Wade Belak
The Replacement - Jamal Mayers
For Better or for worse? Mayers is probably a better leader, and can actually put up a point or two, it is up in the air on who is a better fighter, but Mayers will never be able to make love to a camera like Wade.
The Original - Darcy Tucker
The Replacement - Ryan Hollweg
For Better of for worse? Hollweg is a tough, but semi dirty pest who is known for taking bad penalties. He will never be able to fill Tuckers water glass let alone replace him.
The Original - Kyle Wellwood
The Replacement - Michael Grabowski
For Better or for worse? Another smallish offensively gifted speedster with all the potential in the world? Dear god keep him away from Kirspy Kream.
The Original - Hall Gill
The Replacement - Jonas Frogden
For Better or for worse? The Frog seems to be willing to punish bitches with his size in where Hall would just use his massive wingspan as a roadblock. Experience is what worries me....well that and spiders.
The Original - Bryan McCabe
The Replacement - Mike VanRyan
For Better or for worse? VanRyan doesn't make me want to puke.
The Original - Andrew Raycroft
The Replacement - Curtis Joseph
For Better or for Worse? Cujo could be 20 years older, blind in both eyes and have a peg leg and still be a better back up than Raycroft. And we'd have a pirate on our team.
/scurvy dog joke.
The Origional - Mats Sundin
The Replacement - Keanu Reaves
For better or for worse? With the help of Gene Hackman and a plucky cheerleader who actually knows more about hockey than any GM or Coach in the NHL, Keanu will single handedly unite this team of misfits and transform them into an odd defying underdog story with hilarious antics and memorable speeches about!
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