Sunday, May 20, 2007

A Love That Not Be Named

Dare I admit it?

Dare I say?

Well yes, because it is going to come out eventually. I have a second hockey love. Not one that compares to the Leafs mind you. More of 'that girl you dated in highschool that you still think about on occasion' compared to the Leafs which is the 'best thing that every happened to me, we'll be together forever' kind of love.

And its for the Red Wings.
Convenient you say? Kinda, but its true, I have consistantly picked the Wings to go through every round this year (and previous years).

Why the Wings you ask? Well I've always liked the Wings, as long as I've loved the Leafs in fact.
That dosn't really answer why though, does it. It all comes back to one man Stevie Yzerman. My favourite hockey player of all time.
Even now they have a wide assortment of players that I like, Zetterberg, Datsuk, Lidstrom, Shnieder, Maltby, Lang, Etc etc.

So Go Wings Go!

Plus How sweet would it be to see Hasek hold the cup over the Sens? Sweeeeet.

Edit

SCREW YOU TIMMU!

Bipolar!

*A-hem*

Dear Buffalo, I hope that presidents trophy dosn't mind being lonely, you know with that spot you set out for lord stanleys cup right beside it, maybe you could put a plate of Buffalo wings there?

Dear Ottawa, I hate you.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Rar!


I just thought I'd take this time to say something

Katie Weatherson? Rar!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Gwah?

What can I say, I am flabergasted.

The Senators lead the Slugators 3-0 in their Eastern Conferance finals. Had someone told me this would happen I would have guffawed and possibly even giggled in their general direction.
I don't know why this is happening, I have watched pretty much all of the games the Sens have played (in hope of their immediate and brutal downfall) and I see nothing overtly special about how they are playing. Nothing to hint as to why, this year, they are so easily dispatching the opposition.
Wel...actually, there is ONE thing. This pains me to admit, but the one spot that the Senators have improved drastically lies within one man.....Daniel 'Curly Sue' Alfredson, he is actually showing up these playoffs (took him long enough to figure out that the season didn't end in April). Maybe some of Sundin's playoff work ethic (well...Mats wasn't using it) rubbed off on him when he cut his golden locks (theres an interesting conversation "all you have to do is get rid of that muppet do' and you will be Everything you want to be" spoken in Sweeeeedish of course).

I have also not been impressed by their opposition. Not to take anything away from the Sens (but I will at any chance I get). The Penguins? It was Crosby on a broken wheel and a bombarded MAF vs a surprisingly cohesive Senators. The Devils? It was Langenbrunner and Gionta and the least spectacular version of goalkeeper god Marty B that has ever been displayed post season vs a surprisingly persistant Senators.
And then there is the Slugs, the Presidents trophy winners themselves. While they have given the Senators a bit more trouble for about 10 minuites every game (more trouble than they had both other series together). The highest scoring, most tallent laden offense and destructive power play unit in all the NHL seem to have pulled a regular season Redden and taken the face to starfish possition.
One game from a sweep the Sabers stand at a crossroads, do they let themselves get decimated in 4 by a team that is WAY outplaying them or do they realize just how bad it would be for the world if the Senators won the cup? Thats right, total anarchy, our world would collapse into a Mad Max like society.

You stupid Slugs you are better than this! You stupid Senators you are supposed to choke!!

Seems all my hope lies within the West...Most likely in the hands of Poppy McGroin or the Mighty Mallards....god help us all.

Where has all the rum gone?

Saturday, May 12, 2007

To Whom It May Concern

Dear Buffaslugs, or Sluggalo's

Whichever you prefer. I would just like to make it clear that just because I wish you victory over those evil Ottawa Senators, does not mean I support your team in any way, shape or form. See, as a Leaf fan, I am already in a pickle for deciding who I want to be victorious, throw in the fact that I hate (and thats real hate, not 16 year old girl 'I hate you mom' hate) both teams. In fact, I think I hate Buffalo more than Ottawa, especially recently. What I mean by that is, that recently, you are trying my patience. For example, the "wehatethesabers" page( put up in response to your own "wehatyourteam" page.) has a comment section. This has become an attrocious breeding ground of assholery, full of bigotry and idiocy.

Not that it means anything to you (in fact, if you are a diehard Buffalo fan, you probably hate me already) but, please, don't continue to embarass yourself like this. I have no problem with banter and shit talking, hell I participate in it with Sens fans on a regular basis, but alot of you seem to be missing the point. This is a game, its supposed to be fun, hating the other team is fun. Being a redneck racist, nationalistic asspirate is sad and depressing.

Just enjoy the game, and stop being douches.

Much love

Jared (I have better taste in hockey teams than you) of London

Friday, May 11, 2007

Wades World

Heres a few links that show why Wade Belak is the best enforcer in the NHL
Hint, they have nothing to do with fighting.

Wade On the First Line


Dude is hilarious, give him Tie Domi's new job, he already has his old one.

FREAKEN SAPRYKIN!

That is just fun to say, is it not?